Dream On

Tonight at 7:00 is the premiere of season two of ESPN's Dream Job. Last winter this was on late Sunday nights, so I would tape it and watch it while running on the treadmill Monday mornings. 7:00 Tuesday night is much better, although it will mean missing Good Eats once a week. My two-year-old son, a big Alton Brown fan, isn't going to like that.

It's easy to pick who to root for: Follow Rowan grad Brian Startare. I'm not crazy about his three things he would take on a desert island:

1. a "bottomless keg"
DUDE!
2. Heather Locklear
How old are you, Dude? She's like 60.
3. a volleyball - a la "Wilson" from Castaway
Dude, Tom Hanks prefers that you forget that movie.

but he is a Prof, so I'll stick with him. Plus there aren't any cute girls in it this time.

Stuart Scott comes back as host, continuing his hiatus from SportsCenter until he comes up with something - anything! - to replace Boo-Ya. ESPN Talent VP Al Jaffe and perky Cold Pizza host Kit Hoover return as judges. The other two judges, replacing Washington Redskin LaVar Arrington and Pardon the Interruption's Tony Kornheiser, are the Philadelphia Inquirer's Stephen A. Smith and the Denver Post's Woody Paige, two guys who shout anytime they have a camera in front of them. If I stop watching Dream Job, it'll be because of these two chowderheads.