Insert Winona Ryder joke here.

Pitchfork Music News reports that the Seattle band Shoplifting has had all of their guitars and drum hardware stolen while on tour in Queens. Now, how are they going to replace all those instruments? Hmmm... let me think. All I know is if I owned a music shop anywhere near NYC I would watch these guys very closely. Also, the band is reportedly thinking of changing their name to Loss Prevention.

Okay, I made that last part up.