The Soft Glow of Electric Sex

The Governor of Vermont would like the above lamp, a replica of 1847's The Greek Slave by noted Vermont artist Hiram Powers, removed from his desk. He's afraid that it might get broken but he also admits, a la John Ashcroft, that he fears that kids might see a nakkid woman. I suggest the governor replace the lamp with a more dignified one:



Of course, he'd have to win a major award to get it.